Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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