Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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