Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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