How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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