Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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