I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm jealous of your bromance
just tell him i said nine months
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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