were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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