no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
A+ Viking dick
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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