I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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