i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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