You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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