so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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