Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Pants are for mortals
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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