The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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