The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Is Oprah even human
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