everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Drunk is not a location!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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