youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Randomize