I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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