I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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