Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is Oprah even human
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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