love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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