Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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