i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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