where am i from again
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
a search helicopter?!
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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