My boss' voice literally gives me gas
do herpes really smell.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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