Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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