Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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