I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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