I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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