Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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