dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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