Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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