just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?