I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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