We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
