what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think people are normalizing furries
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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