everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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