i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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