apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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