You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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