is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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