420 ftw
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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