its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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