I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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