I think im going to throw up on grandma
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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