I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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