We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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