Only a mothe r could love this liver
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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