would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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