The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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