I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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