If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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