ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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