i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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