so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
