i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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