Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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