I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.