HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.